Order Your Vibrant Hormone Zoomer Test
Whole-System Hormones & Stress Testing
The Vibrant Hormone Zoomer test is a whole-system hormones and stress panel that aligns adrenal rhythm, sex-hormone metabolism, cortisol timing, melatonin, endocrine disruptors, oxidative stress, and bone turnover into one comprehensive and easy-to-read report. It helps us understand hormone patterns throughout the day and not just during one blood draw time.
Why Order the Hormone Zoomer?
This test is perfect for women and men suffering from fatigue, mood changes, sleep disruption, cycle irregularity, weight challenges, or stress intolerance.
People ordering this test may want to dig deeper into their hormone/adrenal health, and they may or may not have had “normal” blood test results.
It helps us understand whether symptoms may be related to hormones, metabolism, clearance strain, circadian imbalance, environmental interference, or cumulative cellular stress.
This is a combination urine and saliva test.
What Does the Hormone Zoomer Measure?
The Hormone Zoomer evaluates:
Adrenal Hormones
Progesterone Metabolites
Bone Degradation
Oxidative Stress Markers
Cortisol Awakening Response
Endocrine Disruptors
Sex Hormones
Why Is This Test Important?
Captures both hormone metabolism and real-time stress patterns, including diurnal cortisol and the full cortisol awakening response (CAR).
Tests estrogen, progesterone, and androgen pathways across Phase 1 and Phase II detoxification.
Screens for common endocrine disruptors, including BPA, phthalates, parabens, glyphosate, and other chemicals that may contribute to hormone symptoms and help guide targeted detox and lifestyle strategies.
Could the Hormone Zoomer Be Right for You?
The Hormone Zoomer is designed for women and men experiencing fatigue, mood changes, sleep disruption, cycle irregularity, weight challenges, or stress intolerance.
People ordering this test may want to dig deeper into their hormone and adrenal health, whether or not previous blood test results have been considered “normal.”
A Perfect Test for Women and Men With:
Fatigue and low energy
Brain fog or cognitive changes
Mood swings
Sleep disruption
Weight resistance
Symptoms of Hormone Imbalance May Include:
- Menopause or perimenopausal symptoms
- Frequent fatigue or low energy
- Unexplained weight gain or weight loss
- Difficulty sleeping or insomnia
- Hot flashes or night sweats
- Thinning hair or hair loss
- Chronic acne
- Ongoing joint pain, stiffness, or back pain
- Irregular periods or PCOS
- Muscle weakness or loss of strength
The Vibrant Wellness + Nutritionally Yours Advantage
Advanced Hormone & Stress Testing Is Only the Beginning.
Personalized Guidance Makes the Difference.
1. Comprehensive Hormone & Stress Testing
The Hormone Zoomer combines urine and saliva testing to examine hormone metabolism, adrenal rhythm, cortisol timing, endocrine disruptors, oxidative stress, and bone turnover.
Rather than looking at hormones at just one point in time, this test helps us understand hormone patterns throughout the day.
2. Personalized Attention
With more than 30 years of holistic nutrition and wellness experience, Alane Wincek, ND, CNC, personally reviews your results while considering your health history, dietary habits, symptoms, and wellness goals.
3. Your Personalized Wellness Protocol & Professional Support
Alane and her Nutritionally Yours team prepare an individualized written wellness protocol based on your laboratory findings, health history, and personal wellness goals.
Recommendations may include nutritional support, dietary adjustments, lifestyle considerations, and appropriate follow-up testing or medical referrals.
Alane also has access to Vibrant Wellness’s professional laboratory education resources and works with a medical director when appropriate.
You’re more than a laboratory report. Your wellness plan should reflect that.
How Does the Hormone Zoomer Work?
1. Order Your Test
Purchase your Vibrant Hormone Zoomer through Nutritionally Yours Test Kits and receive it in the mail within 7 business days.
2. Complete Your Testing
The Hormone Zoomer is a combination urine and saliva test. Follow the collection instructions provided with your testing materials.
3. Receive Your Results & Personalized Wellness Protocol
Your laboratory results provide information about hormone metabolism, stress patterns, and other measured markers. Alane reviews your results and prepares an individualized written wellness protocol.
Want to Discuss Your Hormone Results in More Detail?
Schedule a Private Consultation with Alane
For more personalized guidance, you can book a 60-minute, one-on-one consultation with Alane Wincek, ND, CNC to discuss your results, health history, and wellness goals.
60-Minute Private Consultation — $225 (virtual or in person)
Consultations are optional and booked separately from your test purchase.
BRING ME THE COMPLICATED. 
Hormone Zoomer Test
The Vibrant Hormone Zoomer is a whole-system hormones and stress panel that combines urine and saliva testing to examine hormone patterns throughout the day.
It evaluates hormone metabolism, adrenal rhythm, cortisol timing, endocrine disruptors, oxidative stress, and bone turnover in one comprehensive report.
$700
Your Hormone Zoomer testing package includes:
Combination urine and saliva testing
Adrenal hormone measurements
Progesterone metabolites and sex hormone pathways
Diurnal cortisol and cortisol awakening response (CAR)
Bone degradation markers
Oxidative stress markers
Endocrine disruptor screening
A comprehensive laboratory results report
Personalized results review by Alane Wincek, ND, CNC
An individualized written wellness protocol from Nutritionally Yours
Want to Look at Your Hormones in a Simpler Way?
7 Hormones and 4 Point Cortisol
$347
If you’re looking for a simpler hormone and adrenal testing option, consider our 7 Hormones and 4 Point Cortisol panel.
This is a saliva-only test, offering an alternative to the combination urine and saliva Hormone Zoomer.
Preview Your Hormone Zoomer Test Results
Fatigue and low energy
Brain fog or cognitive changes
Mood swings
Sleep disruption
Weight resistance
Ready to Take a Closer Look at Your Hormones?
More Information. Thoughtful Interpretation. Personalized Guidance.
Understanding your hormone patterns throughout the day can provide more information than a single blood draw.
The Hormone Zoomer brings hormone metabolism, stress patterns, endocrine disruptors, and other important measurements together in one comprehensive report.
TEST, DON'T GUESS. YOU MATTER MOST. 💗
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the Vibrant Hormone Zoomer test?
The Hormone Zoomer is a whole-system hormones and stress panel that combines adrenal rhythm, sex-hormone metabolism, cortisol timing, melatonin, endocrine disruptors, oxidative stress, and bone turnover into one comprehensive report. It helps us understand hormone patterns throughout the day rather than relying on one blood draw time.
Is the Hormone Zoomer a blood, urine, or saliva test?
The Hormone Zoomer is a combination urine and saliva test. It evaluates hormone metabolism and stress patterns, including diurnal cortisol and the cortisol awakening response.
What hormones does the Hormone Zoomer measure?
The Hormone Zoomer examines adrenal hormones, sex hormones, and progesterone metabolites. It also evaluates estrogen, progesterone, and androgen pathways across Phase 1 and Phase II detoxification, along with cortisol patterns and additional markers.
Who should consider the Hormone Zoomer test?
The Hormone Zoomer may be appropriate for women and men experiencing fatigue, mood changes, sleep disruption, cycle irregularity, weight challenges, or stress intolerance. It may also be considered by people who want to explore their hormone and adrenal health more deeply, even when previous blood test results have been considered normal.
Can the Hormone Zoomer help investigate menopause and perimenopause symptoms?
The Hormone Zoomer evaluates sex hormones, hormone metabolism, and stress patterns. It helps women experiencing menopause or perimenopause symptoms, including hot flashes, night sweats, sleep difficulties, mood changes, and weight challenges.
Does the Hormone Zoomer measure cortisol throughout the day?
Yes. The Hormone Zoomer captures diurnal cortisol patterns and the full cortisol awakening response (CAR). This provides information about cortisol timing and stress patterns throughout the day.
Does the Hormone Zoomer test for endocrine disruptors?
Yes. The Hormone Zoomer includes screening for endocrine disruptors such as BPA, phthalates, parabens, and other chemicals. This information can be considered when discussing environmental exposures and personalized wellness strategies.
Can I take the Hormone Zoomer if my previous hormone blood tests were normal?
Yes. People ordering the Hormone Zoomer may or may not have had normal blood test results. The test examines hormone metabolism and patterns throughout the day, providing different information from a single blood draw.
Is there a simpler alternative to the Hormone Zoomer?
Yes. Nutritionally Yours also offers the 7 Hormones and 4 Point Cortisol panel for $347. This is a saliva-only hormone and adrenal testing option, compared with the $700 Hormone Zoomer, which combines urine and saliva testing.
Can the Hormone Zoomer diagnose a hormone imbalance?
The Hormone Zoomer provides laboratory information about hormone metabolism, cortisol patterns, and other measured markers. Results should be considered alongside symptoms, health history, and appropriate medical evaluation rather than used alone to establish a diagnosis.
Medical & Laboratory Testing Disclaimer
Hormone Zoomer testing provides informational health insights and is not a substitute for medical diagnosis, advice, or treatment. Some biomarkers have limited or evolving clinical utility. Testing is performed by laboratories certified under CLIA and accredited by CAP. The tests described in Vibrant’s materials have not been cleared or approved by the FDA. Results should be interpreted with an appropriately licensed healthcare professional. Testing availability and components may vary by jurisdiction.